Archive for January, 2010
“Thank God Its Friday” Review: Fight Club
“The First Rule of fight club: you do not talk about fight club.
The second rule of fight club: you DO NOT talk about fight club.”
Name: Fight Club
Date: 1999
Writer & Director: directed by David Fincher Screenplay by Jim Uhls
Starring: Edward Norton, Helena Boham carter, Brad Pitt
DT’s Rating 9.5/10
“Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off. ”
Review
Fight Club has to be one of the best films I’ve seen in a long time. It’s widely regarded as a classic (or at least a cult classic), but I never got around to actually watching it before.
For me, the writing is what primarily draws me to a good film – the style and the writing skill and the characters. You get it with films like ‘Pulp Fiction’ and ‘The Green Mile’, where you lap it up and bathe in it as it navigates complex issues, dark humor and human nature.
Fight club is definitely one of those films. It’s pessimistic but eloquent, funny, has a brilliant way with words, visually lush (though somewhat dystopian) and is full of twists and surprises and alleyways of unusual interest that you’re never bored. What’s more, the characters are unusual and brilliantly realised, and the cinematography is clever and impressive.
‘The Narrator’ is an insomniac office worker, somewhat obsessed with catalogues and getting his life built up ‘just so’ as if it’s a collection. he’s detached and depressed, drifting through life. After advice form his Doctor to go to a testicular cancer group meeting (instead of being given pills to cure his insomnia), to see what ‘real suffering’ is like, he soon becomes obsessed with living a lie – drifting between support groups, addicted to the suffering, because in realising there’s nothing in life he can sleep.
there he meets an odd disjointed woman named Marla who appears to be similarly addicted to these suffering sessions, and his insomnia creeps up again as he can no longer get release.
Later, while travelling in a plane for work, he meets Tyler, an odd and charismatic soap salesmen. After his apartment is blown up out of the blue, he calls in Tyler to have somewhere to sleep and the two start a friendship. Tyler’s anarchic, optimistically-bleak outlook in life changes the Narrator;s life, and as the two live together they start up a ‘fight club’ – as in fighting they only feel alive.
When Tyler starts a sexual relationship with Marla, and as the fight club expands, things very very quickly get complicated. When the club becomes a vandalism-based semi-terrorist attack on corporate life, the Narrator feels pushed out by Tyler’s plans. When he demands more involvement and a member of the fight club dies as a result, Tyler disappears and he is forced to chase after him all over the country and he quickly descends the proverbial rabbit-hole to a revelation that will shake the very foundations of his life….
You’re probably not very up on pop culture if you don’t know what the twist to this classic film is, but if you don’t then you’ll love it – it’ll be excellent as a surprise. If you do, you should still enjoy it all the way through, because it’s brilliantly expressed and realised, plus you have the added fun of spotting the easter eggs and hints throughout the whole film.
In short a truly excellent film everyone should watch at least twice.
9.5/10
And finally one last quote:
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
Monday Moods 25/01/10
I’m free, darn it, free!
the essay is almost done, so soon i can relax 😀
To celebrate (as ever) here are some links to help make your Monday not suck 😉
Art of the Day
http://alexiuss.deviantart.com/gallery/#Comics
Today i bring you to the wonderful Alexiuss. His gallery, on the whole, is absolutely epic. But, I also draw you specifically to his current comic series ‘Romantically apocalyptic’. It’s surreal, beautifully drawn/manipped and is funny and oddly life affirming (for me anyway) lol
Please do him justice and check out his whole gallery. It doesn’t dissapoint
Freddo & Pid’jin – Two evil Pidgeons. One World to End
http://www.pidjin.net/2010/01/18/fiery-chasms/
I found this great webcomic while browsing around, and it kept me entertained all day. The characters are great, the art style is cool and just genrally very funny
7 Mind Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art
http://www.cracked.com/article_18386_7-mind-blowing-easter-eggs-hidden-in-famous-works-art.html
Awesome. I hope these are real
Motivation of the Day
Epic Tights
http://shechive.com/2010/01/22/yes-these-are-tights-16-photos/
One for the ladies – check out these nifty original tight designs. i love what they can do with them nowadays 😀
Layered Worlds – epic paper art!
http://illusion.scene360.com/paper-art/7045/layered-worlds/
Wow, just wow. How do people come up with this? and so colourful!
Top 10 Places you can’t go in the world
http://www.dreyx.com/2010/01/top-10-places-you-cant-go.html
Cool stuff. The Historian in me gets all twitchy about the Vatican archives. Mhmm archives… lol
And, of course, there’s always Area 51 :p
Music of the Day
Biffy Clryo – Born on a Horse
I know i’ve mentioned this song in my music post earlier, but I literally have not had more than an occasional hour or two when this hasn’t been in my head constantly from since I bought this album a week ago. I love the funky music and the odd lyrics. I need an exorcism! lol
So here it is. I hope you like 😉
Craft Corner
Cubee Templates
http://adrian-nation.deviantart.com/gallery/#templates
Not so much a shopping spree today as a Craft Corner. Here you can make something neat for yourself – A cubee! there’s a load of these templates floating around on the internet, especially on deviantart, but they’d a fun and easy thing to do when you’re bored. Make one of your favourite characters. Have fun!
“Thank God It’s Friday” Review ~ South Park Imaginationland
Name: South Park – the imaginationland trilogy
Certificate: 15 – definitely not for kids. has some sick and graphic (but hilarious) jokes in it…but thsi is south park after all
Genre: Adult cartoon/ comedy
Notes: The dvd has 2 bonus episodes on them that make the episode make sense more. the ‘christmas critters’ one is especially good
DT’s Rating 9/10
Summary from here
In the latest season (Season 11), one of their triumphs was the three parter “Imaginationland.” It starts with Cartman getting Kyle to sign a contract suggesting if he sees a leprechaun and can prove it exists, Kyle will have to suck his balls. When the boys of South Park actually do catch one, it starts both threads of the three parter, 1) there’s a place called Imaginationland and it’s under attack, and Cartman is desperate to get Kyle to suck his balls.
In imaginationland is everything humans have ever dreamed up, from Santa to Jesus to Totoro to the Smurfs, to every pop culture reference you can catch. A bunch of the boys are taken there, but terrorists have attacked it, and start ruining our imagination. The government finds out about this and tries to get there as well, which involves kidnapping Kyle and Stan right before Cartman gets Kyle to suck his balls due to a judge telling Kyle to man up to his contract.
The terrorists unleash the evil side of imagination, which prepares for a battle against the good side, and the baddies include Alien, Predator, Freddy, Manbearpig, and the Woodland Critters.
Review
I’m gradually getting back into South Park after a long absence, but I have to say I love it. This episode is especially good – it’s crisply animated while still retaining the Southpark feel, and the story is great. the jokes are fast and almost always hit the nail on the head funny wise, and the pop cultures come thick and fast. It’s a crude as ever, and some of the darker jokes are pretty sick, but in cartoon form it’s hilarious.
I thoroughly recommend it
Wednesday Wilderness 20/01/10
Man, I’m still not used to typing in 2010 into the dates.
Do you ever get that? Where it takes you half the year to get into the routine of actually remembering what the year-date is. I’ve usually only just learnt it by the time the Next New Year rolls round.
I vote for longer years. Let’s all move to Jupiter! Booyah 😉
Aaaanyway. This week I came across a great site called listverse.com, so a couple of links today are from there. I thoroughly encourage you to check it out – list articles are like crack for me, and most of them are genuinely really interesting and funny.
Also, we’re back to the Doctor Who motivational posters. There’s just so darn many good ones!
And finally, as if you’re not geeked out enough already, I found this awesome picture. Use it with pride, for Patrick Stewart is the epitome of awesome.
Have a great week!
Art of the Day
http://www.sweet-station.com/blog/?p=8909
Some photography for you today – I just loved the clarity and the lush detail in Natasha Lawe’s photography of Historical figures with a modern twist – it’s a great concept and wonderfully executed. Her portfolio on her personal gallery (the 2nd link) is also pretty impressive across the board – she’s got some lovely stuff.
Cute Things Exploding
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/01/19/cute-things-exploding/
Not REALLY exploding. Promise 😉 But you know all those irritating ‘cute’ internet memes? Wouldn’t it just be fund if you could just explode a couple of the critters just for the heck of it? Yes? No?
Well we’re going to anyway :p Just a bit of fun *evil cackle*
Top 10 Very Unfortunate X-Rays
http://listverse.com/2009/04/11/top-10-very-unfortunate-x-rays/
Ooooh…ouch! It’s fascinating what the human body can take.
Motivation of the Day
People’s War Stories (BBC) – The Gay Soldier’s Story
http://www.bbc.co.uk/ww2peopleswar/stories/36/a2688636.shtml
The Historian in me couldn’t help but put this up – it’s a fascinating insight into what it was like to be a gay soldier serving in WW2. Short and sweet and not what you might initially think.
10 Surprisingly Human Famous People
http://listverse.com/2010/01/15/10-surprisingly-human-famous-people/
Following the Historical trend….I just love this. Even famous people are just people deep down.
Music of the Day
Tool -Stinkfist
As much as I’ve heard about them, I’ve never actually listened to Tool, but I finally got around to it and I’ve got to say I’m impressed 🙂 Plus this video is so delightfully creepy.
Shopping Spree
Pop Flower Shop
I found these over at RareBirdFinds and I really quite like them. It’s a nice alternative to fake flowers, and they even can come in DIY kits 😀
Thank God it’s Friday Review ~ The Boat That Rocked
[ Sorry for not updating as frequently as hoped. I’m having a bit of a turbulent time with my uni-work. All will be well soon 😉 ]
Name: The Boat That Rocked
American Release name: Pirate Radio
Date: 1st April 2009 (UK) 13th Nov 2009 (US)
Genre: Comedy
Writer & Director: Richard Curtis (4 weddings and a funeral, Notting Hill, Bridget Jone’s diary, Love Actually, Blackadder, the Vicar of Dibley)
Wikipedia: here (contains spoilers)
DT’s Rating 8/10
Richard Curtis is, quite simply, a legend – having written some of the best British films and sitcoms of our age.
[seriously, if you haven’t seen any of the credits listed to his name above, promptly slap yourself and go watch them. NOW. They’re hilarious and heartwarming. DO IT! ]
Therefore, when I learned that this was written and directed by him, I really looked forwards to seeing it – and I was not disappointed at all
In my ‘research; (ho-hum) I was surprised to find that it absolutely flopped at the cinema and the box office (which somewhat explains why it’s on DVD so quick), and lemme tell you now – it’s completely unjustified. The Script is hilarious in places, the characters are vibrant, colourful and heartwarming, and the setting is great even though it does take somewhat a loose and very characterised stance on the history behind it’s plot….but it’s all in good fun.
In 1966 it’s the golden era of pop music and rock n’ roll….but the only accepted radio station is the BBC, which plays less than half an hour of that kind of music a day. Consequently many pirate radio stations have popped up to try and fill the gap – broadcasting form boats in the sea so as to get through the legal loopholes and broadcast. Over 25 million people tune into the most successful ‘Radio Rock’ and the stiff and boring government is not happy.
The story’s not particularly realistic even if the historical basis is very real – and it all comes down to sex, rock n’ roll and having a great time vs the over-the-top old-man-style disapproval of the government suits….but if you view the film as just a bit of fun (as it was intended) then you’re sure to love it. All the good stuff of what makes Richard Curtis great are there in spades, and it’s supported by an excellent cast of British actors – there’s countless familiar faces
In short – great stuff and lots of fun. Well worth a watch for anyone, especially fans of the 60s.
8/10
Turbulent Tuesdays
Well, I’m supposed to be getting started on this big essay and, true to form, I come here to procrastinate 😉
Hopefully I’ll share some of my wanderings with you too.
Enjoy!
Art of the Day
By the illustrator Russ Mills – I love these graffiti style pieces of work. They capture the form of the human face and body in a deliciously abstract and vibrant way. Lovely stuff.
Your Argument is Invalid.com
http://www.yourargumentisinvalid.com/
Tee hee.. I love online ‘motivational’ posters, and this is a great collection of some of the most random. Feel free to whip these out whenever you’re in an argument you’re not gonna win.
The Worst Birthday Cakes Ever
http://www.oddee.com/item_96877.aspx
Some of these are pretty damn bad, but kudos for the creativity!
Motivation of the Day
Do-It-Yourself Designs
http://dornob.com/design/more/do-it-yourself/
Lots of creative and surprisingly professional ideas for DIY in your home. Even if you’re not feeling particularly crafty or handy, there’s some great pictures of other people’s creativity here. For example check out some of teh awesome exterior house paintings, or the pretty recycled wood-wine-box-light ideas.
Ultra Violet Tattooing
http://planetoddity.com/ultra-violet-tattooing/
As far as body modification trends go, I think this is pretty awesome. The skeleton one looks amazing. Plu it seems practical to me – to have a tattoo you can’t always see (or see as well as normal, I should say) – it solves the age old problem of people getting sick of tattoos when they’re old.
15 Funniest Facebook Fails
http://www.oddee.com/item_96937.aspx
Always use Facebook with caution. Ah, let the cringing begin…
Music of the day
Hyperactive – Thomas Dolby
A very fun song form the 80s, even if the video is bizarre as hell lol
Shopping Spree
http://www.spoonflower.com/welcome
I found this awesome little site called ‘spoonflower’ where you can pick up custom fabrics and even make your own designs. There’s some great stuff there. I’m always attracted to making my won clothes (or at least acessories) but i usually find when you go into standard fabric stores you either have plain and boring stuff, stuff that’s way too expensive, or granny’s-curtains style patterns. They even sometimes have doll templates straight onto the fabric. This site is a great idea 😀
Quote of the Day
Your world is made of your memories, and your memories are given to you by your world. The whispering voice of happenstance is always in our ears. ‘This is the world. This is the way things are. Look. Pay attention. Remember.’
‘Real Live Preacher‘
“Thank God it’s Friday” Review ~ Hulk (2003)
HULK
Date: 2003
DT’s Rating: 2/10
(or 3/10 for the mutant poodle and the fact Sam Eliot was in it)
I’ve never been a vast Hulk fan. While I’ve always loved Marvel, the Hulk was generally brutish, limited and dull for me. But heck it’s just what he was, so I didn’t let that cloud me as i sat down to watch ‘Hulk’, the infamously mixed-reviewed film that preceded the (non-sequal) ‘the incredible hulk’.
A lot of people hated it and ,frankly, I can see why.
For one, it’s genuinely a boring too-long, badly done film. But what REALLY got my goat was that the director/script writers / actors, were so pathetic because they were obviously trying so hard to be clever, and failed miserably.
Like an annoying aquintance who’s learnt a ‘funny’ bad joke and insists on telling it you again and again and again and again until you are FORCED to laugh just to get him to shut the hell up, so too did the director throw around cheap gimmicks in an attempt to get you to appreciate the film and make it ‘serious’ or ‘arty’. Uselessly pretentious camera effects were in abundance, including the incessantly irritating attempt at a nod to the comic book genre in the multiple screens that slid, floated and flashed everywhere, often inappropriately. The first time you think ‘oh’ (giving a bored smile at the attempt). By the 37th screen you begin to think of it as some sort of film-school masturbation.
The actors all spoke in a detestable Spaghetti-Western-come-‘Apocolypse-Now’ grunting rough whispers in a ill-fated attempt to give the story gravity and intensity, and not a single character was particularity likable.
The director or writers relied FAR too much on dream sequences. In novels this is often the indication of a bad writer, and it also applies to the film world. Less is more when it comes to dreams, yet this film had over 6 dream-sequences, all apprently pointless and melodramatic.
The opening sequence -true to every single Marvel based film- was overly long. I expected that. But this film took it to a new tedium. 45 minutes into the film and we’re still on boring near-dialouge-less backstory and Banner isn’t even the Hulk yet. Sure, it worked for the Iron Man film but that, unlike this, was good, so it instead serves only to confuse and bore. If I can be allowed a little personal whinge about the hulk character itself i suppose that it’s understandable – there’s not much that this superhero can actually do that can hold a film for over 2 hours.
The film was 138 minutes long. Over 60 of those minutes were pointless.
The bad guy was his father, which didn’t give enough animation and excitement to hold the film. While his dad’s superpower became superficially cool, the interest quickly wore off.
Many scenes were laughable, especially his mother’s death scene (pointless melodramatic grasping at a horizon, anyone?) and the attempts to make the Hulk into a more varied character power-wise ended up on showing him essentially pogo-stick-jumping across the american desert in a sad attempt to get him to almost-fly.
The special effects were inconsistant. Seemingly aware that they would need a crapload of thier budget to animate the main character, the majority of the film’s other effects were laughably bad.
However the film redeems itself a little. The hulk’s animation was pretty nifty, though looking at screencaps for the other film – ‘the increidble hulk’ – it could have been better. Sam Elliot as ever was a great actor. Also the notion of mutant-hulk-dogs, while ridiculous, led to some good animation – I pray that the mutant poodle was MEANT to be tongue in cheek. However, while inventive, the way the hulk broke a dog’s jaw by simply flexing his shoulder muscle was a bit trite. Also I had to laugh at how the dogs happily tried to bite the hulk’s privates off.
In short, then: The film is dismal. I’m sure some people will disagree with me, but that’s my opinion. Give it a wide berth.
2/10
Thursday Theocracy 07/01/10
This Thursday’s instalment comes a little late in the day, I admit. But I hope you enjoy the end of your week anyway.
For those of you still snowed in in the UK (or anywhere else for that matter), have a happy winter and keep cozy, and happy snow-man making! I’m off sledging tomorrow 😉
Finally, if you’re a fan of the blog, please feel free to leave a comment, I’d love to know what you think. Check the bottom of the posts, after the tags, to post your comment.
Love n’ Peace!
{edit: I had issues with uploaidng it last night, so here it is a little late. Sorry guys}
Art of the Day
An awesome graphical/digital artist/photomanipulator. The pictures are very clean and detailed, some great work.
Ten Psychology Studies From 2009 Worth Knowing About
http://trueslant.com/daviddisalvo/2009/12/28/ten-psychology-studies-from-2009-worth-knowing-about/
This is some interesting stuff about how your mind works and how we value our lives. I find psychology can be fascinating. I wonder what else we’ll find out in 2010?
Transparent Screens
http://www.flickr.com/photos/w00kie/sets/180637/show/
You’ve probably seen ’em around, but here’s a collection of the very cool gimmick of making your desktop look transparent. You too can pretend your in a sci-fi or hi-tech cop programme!
Motivation of the Day
Movie a Minute
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
Are you (like me) a film fan but often too damn busy (read:lazy) to actually sit down and watch a film the whole way through? Then this site is for you. Lots of cool movies condensed down to only a minute long!
10 Things I wish Someone Told Me 10 Years Ago
An insightful little article about what you learn outta life. Life rolls on, but it’s not always a bad thing 😉
A Pictoral Guide to Avoiding Camera Loss
http://www.andrewmcdonald.net.au/a-pictorial-guide-to-avoiding-camera-loss/
This just cracks me up. I love the expressions! A cool idea very well executed.
Now give him his camera back! lol
Music of the Day
Florence and the Machine
This lady’s very up and coming in the UK at the moment, i seem to see her everywhere nowadays. So here she is, I’ve got to admit i like her quite original singing style 🙂
Shopping Spree
Antique Stained Glass
http://www.historichouseparts.com/stained_glass.htm
There’s something so appealing about stained glass, especially if it has an age to it. If I had my way, my dream house would be a plethora of the stuff, casting rainbow-coloured light scattering about the rooms like some sort of little church. It’d be awesome, is what i’m saying.
We can dream. But if you’ve got a large purse o’ money you can make your dream a reality with these.
Quote of the Day
Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day. – Dalai Lama
Wednesday Wonderland 06/01/2010
Art Of the Day
http://noah-kh.deviantart.com/
A very talented artist – I love the detail and colour. Check it out 😉
25 Best Country Song Titles of all Time
http://humour.200ok.com.au/25cw_songs.html
Oh lord some of these are retarded. I think my favourite is “She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles”
30 Dumb Inventions
http://www.life.com/image/3335395/in-gallery/25371/30-dumb-inventions
These being in old black and white pictures somehow make them all the more awesome.
Motivation of the Day
For the Ladies – Hugh Jackman
http://shechive.com/2010/01/05/afternoon-eye-candy-hugh-jackman/
One of the things I’ve noticed with the best humor/random internet websites is that they’re aimed at guys, so god bless the ‘shechive.com’ (the chive’s sister site) for adding a touch of femininity with their eye-candy galleries. It’s better than the load of nondescript bubble-boobed ladies you usually get :p
And what excellent taste too, even if there is a marked absence of his Van-Helsing look in this gallery.
Which reminds me, I want the machine-gun crossbow he uses in that film…
Music of the Day
Jakalope
A good few videos of jakalope – a pretty neat feminineelctronicy-pop-rock band 😉
Why the F**k Did you Have a Kid?
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/
Ok, Ok, It’s a little harsh. And I’m all for kids for everyone but still, some of these parents are….I mean…crikey.
*facepalm*
Adult Swim
http://www.adultswim.co.uk/video/index.jsp?bcpid=49737047001&bctid=58395188001
We don’t get Adult Swim over in the UK (to my knowledge anyway), which sucks. But I’ve recently gotten completely addicted to it via http://www.adultswim.co.uk (or the .com version)
Namely ‘Harvey Birdman’ (above link)
and Robot Chicken (part of the star wars special below)
Shopping Spree
SHIHAR Shop
http://www.etsy.com/shop/SHIHAR
I love the innovative and yet simple and flexible fashion items in here. Like the multiway ‘snuggle’ tops or the tapered skirt-like trousers for men and women. Very nice stuff.
Quote of the Day
[since it was a Doctor Who motivation…]
The Doctor: Don’t drop the banana!
Jack: Why not?
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!